Archive for May, 2009
Hamthrax??
May 1st

The U.S. pork industry has balked at the “Swine Flu” name and nobody can remember the “official designation” of H1N1. So I checked out the Twitter community for some of the suggested new names. Here are some of the leading candidates:
- The Aporkalypse
- Porky’s Revenge
- Name for news coverage of the flu = Bacon bits
- Spamdemic
- This little piggy went to the bathroom
- Hog Flashes
- Porkenstein
- The Other White Flu
- Mad Sow Disease
- Porcinusitis
- Piglet’s Pooh
- The Porky Plague
- Hamageddon
- Kermit’s Revenge
Wow. I hope they come up with an oikment for this disease.
A sign that the Twitter apocalypse is upon us
May 1st

Twitter mania has become hysterical. And I do mean FUNNY! : )
Today I learned of a new site called Twtjobs where job seekers can create a “Twitter Resume.” For the uninitiated, Twitter is a micro-blog limited to 140 characters. My friends, how do you post a meaningful resume in 140 characters? To demonstrate, gentle reader, I became your guinea pig. I’m not looking for a job, but I am always looking for new opportunities, so above is your first glimpse of a Twitter resume. Perhaps your last, too.
More comic relief — In the drop down field for “experience,” the upper limit is five years! I guess they think nobody over 30 is looking for a job, or perhaps their target demographic under 30 is the only group thinking a 140-character resume is a good idea.
So after I posted, what happened? Nothing. I don’t know where it went. I don’t know who read it, or if anybody read it. Are there elf-like recruiters out their looking through these 140-character resumes?
By the way, if you Google Twtjobs, Google will try to correct you by asking, “did you mean titjobs?” (gasp) I guess this is an accurate comment … Both sites are looking for boobs. : )






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