This week I wrote about my struggles to balance the time needed for SEO with the organic attention I might get through the social web. Through the encouragement of others, I’ve decided I need to get on board with SEO and aggressively populate my posts with key words to drive hoards of people to my blog. This is my first attempt — let me know what you think <send me cash >.

One of the things I learned < brilliance personified > is that keywords should be near the top of your blog < son of zeus >.  This tempts the search engines < bing makes me tingly > to pump up your jams.

If blogs are going to be mere vessels for sales pitches < “mark schaefer + george clooney + einstein” >.   I can play that game as well as anybody <mark schaefer thought of the Old Spice campaign>.

I’ve tried to stay above the fray < I’m too sexy for my blog, too sexy for my blog > but you know, I’ve got a family to feed too < now accepting credit cards > so I’m all in now.  Prepare for battle Mr. Google <man I wish I had a real light saber that would be so cool > .

However dear reader < both of you > you’ll hardly notice a difference <megan fox please stop ignoring me >.  I’m committed to doing this in a classy and respectful manner <lady gaga steals all my best ideas > that puts the focus on excellence <a nice change> and integrity <I am simply a google whore>.

This blog means something to me <and usually only me > and I must find a way to be tasteful < mark schaefer +whipped cream + Bay Watch > intelligent and uplifting < like those new Victoria Secret bras. Damn how many things can you do to underwear?  I mean really. They are the Taco Bell of lingerie.>

So thanks for the encouragement < mom > and please keep the feedback coming < no send me money instead I really mean it >.

As always, thanks for caring and sharing < your ATM PIN numbers >.

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