Reality check

Today my wife and I took my 8-year-old mentee Elijah on a hike, as we enjoyed a Spring-like day here in Tennessee.

On the way home, Elijah noticed a copy of my book, The Tao of Twitter on the back seat. He was surprised that I had written a book and started reading it.

After a few minutes, he said, “Wow, this is just like reading your diarrhea.”

My wife thought a moment, and said “Oh, I think you mean it’s like reading his DIARY.”

Me: “No … perhaps he had it right the first time!”