A few months ago I introduced a blog post about the 20 all-time greatest Twitter bios I had come across. I have had more requests to repeat this effort than any other blog post I have ever written (I’m heartened to see that I’m making such an impact!).
Could Twitter bios be the ultimate creative effort? It’s not easy stating your case in 160 characters. So here we go Twitter lovers — Round Deux of some funny Twitter bios … and all of these are real!
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.
Have own hair and like ugly things
Puttin’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’
I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
I have friends in spite of myself.
Probably the best meat eater in the world
Nice guys finish lunch.
Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
there is a problem with this mattress
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
social strategy & implementation. will work for shoes.
You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
I’m @JasonFalls’s wife. I am not on Twitter. Go do something useful.
I’m 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
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