Where is Chuck Norris and other crucial social media questions

where is chuck norris

By Mark Schaefer

Who, what, when, where, why?

These are the words every journalist lives by and the words usually at the heart of every great story and blog post.  But what does Google think about these questions?  Just for fun, let’s find out. Here is how Google “pre-populates” these common searches:

Conclusion? Facebook is down, evil, stupid and dying … but Chuck Norris rules.

SXSW 2016 3Mark Schaefer is the chief blogger for this site, executive director of Schaefer Marketing Solutions, and the author of several best-selling digital marketing books. He is an acclaimed keynote speaker, college educator, and business consultant.  The Marketing Companion podcast is among the top business podcasts in the world.  Contact Mark to have him speak to your company event or conference soon.

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  • I agree with the conclusion 🙂

  • This is hilarious! Chuck Norris is always right!

  • HAHA!

  • If Chuck Norris joint social media, all hashtags would automatically turn into #chucknorris.
    If Chuck Norris joint Facebook, he could roundhouse kick your status update.

    Anyhoo.., hihi…

  • That is hilarious, seriously! I wonder if Google did that to Facebook on purpose. My guess is… YES!

  • Perfect! Hilarious! LOLOL!

  • John Biancamano

    Very funny post. Google must be reading our minds. Wouldn’t we all like to know why Mark Schlereth is called stink?

  • Hilarious! But also shows how Google engages in passive thought control….

  • Here’s the image for, Google is…

    *Disclaimer: I teach people how to make rainbows appear over their cereal bowl

  • I did my own search … Twitter issues, Facebook is down and Where is Chuck Norris were all the same. Honey Boo Boo, Mark Cuban and my ip didn’t make the cut. Looks like Chuck Norris is pretty Gangnam style (and Gangsta) after all, but who the heck is Mark Schlereth?

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  • Hilarious. Just wondered what Google thinks about Google Plus… dead, a failure, confusing.

  • I love all of the prepopulate stuff that comes up. Sometimes I end up following the prepopulate discussion just for the heck of it. (lol)

  • Nice one, Mark. Fun post. Cool play with Google Instant. Like! To answer that really important question: Where is Chuck Norris? Look 🙂 -> http://goo.gl/KFq6y

    I found this post via @JoshROINut – Thanks Josh.

  • I love going down the pre-populate wormhole, though sometimes I lose faith in humanity doing so.

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